gifts for the girl who has everything

in case you were needing birthday gift ideas for me tomorrow...

a little basket to put on the front of my bike so i can ride to the Beaverton Farmers Market saturday mornings and fill it with fabulousness

a time warp back...say...4 years? yep. that was a good one.

a genie in a bottle  - i'll take 3 wishes please

some inspiration - i've been lacking in that department 

a set of these really cool glasses, assorted styles please, preferably the Rolling Rock, Corona and Red Stripe. yep. i want them all.

a lifetime subscription to... something really good. or whatever.

delivery for one year of peanut butter banana toasted sandwiches upon request.

a chocolate mocha cake from Haggens. it is all things good in this world. minus candles and singing. lets just get forks out. 

a winning lottery ticket - only buy the winning ones please. all others will be returned.

a "get out of discussing what to have for dinner card" and instead just go to the movies - Terminator 2 to be exact where my dinner there consists of hot dogs, popcorn and raisinets and a big diet coke

and a "get out of doing something really not fun at work tomorrow card" because one shouldn't have to take care of ugly tasks on their birthday. don't you agree?

i don't ask for much do I?

well, i do have everything else so my list is only the essentials. please and thank you.

since it is my special day and it's been awhile i'm taking a Lloyd Dobler moment to celebrate:

"I wrote 63 songs this year. They're all about Joe. And I'm going to sing each and every one of them tonight."

But really let's just sing Happy Birthday to me, shall we...?

Happy Birthday to me... Happy Birthday to me...cha cha cha... as I fade away into the distance...

 

Comments

[m i c h e l l e]

Happy Birthday, Lady!!! Hope you have a fabulous day and get lots and lots of presents and treats! :-)

[elizabeth]

oh i know i'm late. very late actually, but i hope you had a very, very happy birthday and got everything on your wish list.

i too will take a basket for my bike.
and the chocolate cake :)

*mwah*
miss ya crazy mad.

[Gina]

I ate the popcorn, my bike basket with the beautiful rose trim was stolen :( and I don't have any winning lottery tickets ( to cheap to buy them!) But I do have a big old loud HAPPY biRTHDaY for you!