Shop Girl: status updates i would have put on facebook if i didnt have so many "friends"

and since no one reads my blog I can put them here:

Andrea says "wow" to the guy who ordered a Quad 20oz Mocha Breve this morning.

Andrea doesn't think adding an A onto the end of the name will make it any better.

Andrea has trust issues and would like to believe but doesn't know for sure.

Andrea is sorry she didn't ask you first but that doesn't mean you didn't need them.

Andrea wants you to know the 72 minimum really isn't that many when you break it down by 5 sizes and 4 color ways.

Andrea wants to tell you that if you had told me I would have set it up that way but since you didn't....

Andrea wants to tell you that it's not necessary to forward me and email that I was cc'd on and say "you were cc'd".

And if I could of text-ed in my car while driving home tonight you would have read this:

Andrea wonders if it's smart to drive home all the way with the gas light on and 10 miles to empty.

Andrea thinks you better answer your phone if you are hungry for dinner otherwise it's every man for himself.

Other witty status updates from today:

Andrea thinks it's crap that she woke up to rain on her day off yesterday and this morning's alarm clock brought her streaming sunshine.

Andrea wants to know why she came home to 2 grumpy pants.

My life is could be one status update after another! Instead of facebook I love how choose to post them here because no one reads my blog anymore. That's probably why I stopped blogging - because people were actually reading it! Now that I have so many "friends" I don't want to facebook anymore and have passive aggressively posted my status updates here. I'm so messed up. I think I've been watching In Treatment too much. It's a tangled web I weave.

A few more I just came up with:

Andrea thinks it's crazy our portion of the insurance was $147.75 per tooth. FOUR teeth. It's a racket I tell you.

Andrea wants Tom to know he makes a wicked chopped salad and I love him for it.

Andrea is so proud she posted today after 3 months of nothing.

And I leave you with that.